Showing posts with label Predictions. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Predictions. Show all posts

Saturday, January 31, 2015

UFC 183: Silva vs Diaz Preview - Stockton, Bitch



I'm not going to lie, I'm fully expecting to get home from work tomorrow night and see that Nick Diaz isn't in the arena anywhere. 

Friday, January 16, 2015

UFC Fight Night: McGregor vs. Siver Picks & Preview - Are You Ready For Some Football? Too Bad

CONOR MCGREGOR (and also Dennis Siver)

What's up, Boston? We know you've been waiting for some fights and we're here to bring them to you on a very special Sunday presentation. What's that, the Patriots are playing a home playoff game with a trip to the Super Bowl on the line? Hmm, that's interesting. Well riddle me this, why watch the same tired AFC matchups when you can tune in to Cathal Pendred vs Sean Spencer? I mean, if you were a real fight fan you'd do it. If you want that goofy shit like Kimbo Slice go over to Bella-Snore, then when you're ready to put on your big boy pants and watch the best athletes in the world turn that dial to FOX Sports where all the best fighters like Matt Van Buren, Chris Wade, and Ron Stallings throw down. 

Saturday, January 3, 2015

UFC 182: Jones vs. Cormier Picks & Preview - Champ Dethroned By Deadly Aikido Training


2014 was God awful, so let's join hands and be thankful it's over. Look at 2015. Look at all that hope. In January alone we have 3 cards that are more interesting than almost anything from last year. We've got a lengthy list of resolutions that will never be fulfilled. For the first time in what seems like years we have a fight that you've looked forward to for months instead of looking at the schedule and saying "so how early am I going to have to wake up to watch these nobodies fight this weekend." Things are looking up after a down year, which can only mean Cormier is going to hit his head on a pipe backstage and call off the fight. 

Friday, September 19, 2014

UFC Fight Night 52 Picks & Preview: Anime is Real

mark hunt bigfoot

Fedor vs Cro Cop. Shogun vs Nogueira. Wanderlei vs Rampage. Akiyama vs Sadollah. 

The Saitama Super Arena in Japan is home to countless MMA classics. You should probably just watch those instead. 

But you won’t because you’re a degenerate piece of shit. It’s Friday night, let’s get shitfaced and watch two fat idiots punch each other in the face at 5 in the morning. It's fitting this card takes place the same week Godzilla came out on video; two giants are going to throw down in Japan and it's not going to last longer than 8 minutes. 

Friday, August 22, 2014

UFC Fight Night 48 & 49 Picks & Preview: UFC Dares Me Not To Watch Both Cards. Challenge Accepted.

When Dana White says the China shows are for China, he’s not fucking kidding. At the very least, you can give the UFC credit for not even pretending you’re supposed to care about anyone or anything on that card. Now join me as I grab both sides of my chair and white-knuckle my way through this preview without saying something inexplicably racist. 


Friday, August 15, 2014

UFC Fight Night 47 Picks & Preview - Haha Very Funny Guys. Seriously Though, What's the Main Event?

Fuck Bones Jones vs Cormier. Fuck Silva vs Diaz. We've got your superfight right here. At the grand daddy of 'em all - Bangor, Maine - the man of the hour, too sweet to be sour: Ryan...Bader? Fuck



Saturday, July 26, 2014

UFC on FOX 12 Picks & Predictions - In a World Where Daron Cruickshank Is Fighting On Prime Time Network Television

UFC on FOX 12: Lawler vs Brown
July 26, 2014
SAP Center - San Jose, California

Main Card (FOX) 8 PM EST
  • Robbie Lawler vs Matt Brown
  • Anthony Johnson vs Antonio Rogerio Nogueira
  • Clay Guida vs Dennis Bermudez
  • Bobby Green vs Josh Thomson
Prelims (FOX) 6 PM EST
  • Daron Cruickshank vs Jorge Masvidal
  • Patrick Cummins vs Kyle Kingsbury
  • Tim Mean vs Hernani Perpetuo
  • Mike De La Torre vs Brian Ortega 
Prelims (Fight Pass) 4:15 PM EST
  • Akbarh Arreola vs Tiago Trator
  • Gilbert Burns vs Andreas Stahl
  • Juliana Lima vs Joanna Jedrzejczyk
  • Noad Lahat vs Steven Siler

The best month of MMA we've seen in a long time comes to an end with a night of exciting fighters. And Clay Guida.

Thursday, July 24, 2014

Bellator 122 Picks & Predictions - Phil Baroni On Your Television In 2014 And It's Not A Postmortem Steroid Investigation


In what seemingly happened overnight, Bellator has become the land of misfit fighters with Melvin Manhoef, Paul Daley, Cheick Kongo, Bobby Lashley, Rampage Jackson, Tito Ortiz, Karo Parisyan, and Phil Baroni. When you see UFC saturating the market with events every weekend and promoting every single fight as the greatest test [insert champion] has ever faced, why try to compete on that level? Fuck it, just throw a bunch of crazy people on basic cable with a live mic and see what happens. God willing one day we’ll see Rampage vs Kimbo Slice. 


Tuesday, July 15, 2014

UFC Fight Night 45 Picks & Predictions: The Closest A Cowboy Will Ever Get To A Title In This Decade



A Wednesday Fight Night. It hearkens back to the days of flipping through TV alone on the couch with nothing to do and landing on Spike TV and seeing 2 dudes beat the absolute shit out of each other. Unfortunately, this isn't Spike TV. Nobody is going to accidentally come across this and tell all their friends because about the guy in the Cowboy hat kicking the other guy in the face. That's because nobody is going to come across this. I've had FOX Sports 1 since the channel debuted and I'm still not entirely sure it really exists. For all I know it's some 
Truman Show-esque elaborate setup to force me to watch Justin Salas for America's amusement. 

Friday, July 4, 2014

UFC 175 Picks: Red, White, and Fuck You, Rest of the World



Man, I haven’t been this excited for a UFC card since that white-knuckler from the other side of the world at 4 in the morning. I’m excited to grill, drink, listen to my dog yelp at the sound of fireworks, and watch these grown ass men throw some bungalows. You can dump that fucking World Cup bullshit in the Boston Harbor, because around here the only red card we need is red-blooded Americans all over this card ready to punch each other in their stupid fucking faces just like our founding fathers would have wanted.