I'm not going to lie, I'm fully expecting to get home from work tomorrow night and see that Nick Diaz isn't in the arena anywhere.
Showing posts with label UFC. Show all posts
Showing posts with label UFC. Show all posts
Saturday, January 31, 2015
Friday, January 16, 2015
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| CONOR MCGREGOR (and also Dennis Siver) |
What's up, Boston? We know you've been waiting for some fights and we're here to bring them to you on a very special Sunday presentation. What's that, the Patriots are playing a home playoff game with a trip to the Super Bowl on the line? Hmm, that's interesting. Well riddle me this, why watch the same tired AFC matchups when you can tune in to Cathal Pendred vs Sean Spencer? I mean, if you were a real fight fan you'd do it. If you want that goofy shit like Kimbo Slice go over to Bella-Snore, then when you're ready to put on your big boy pants and watch the best athletes in the world turn that dial to FOX Sports where all the best fighters like Matt Van Buren, Chris Wade, and Ron Stallings throw down.
Saturday, January 3, 2015
2014 was God awful, so let's join hands and be thankful it's over. Look at 2015. Look at all that hope. In January alone we have 3 cards that are more interesting than almost anything from last year. We've got a lengthy list of resolutions that will never be fulfilled. For the first time in what seems like years we have a fight that you've looked forward to for months instead of looking at the schedule and saying "so how early am I going to have to wake up to watch these nobodies fight this weekend." Things are looking up after a down year, which can only mean Cormier is going to hit his head on a pipe backstage and call off the fight.
Monday, September 22, 2014
Friday, September 19, 2014
Fedor vs Cro Cop. Shogun vs Nogueira. Wanderlei vs Rampage. Akiyama vs Sadollah.
The Saitama Super Arena in Japan is home to countless MMA classics. You should probably just watch those instead.
But you won’t because you’re a degenerate piece of shit. It’s Friday night, let’s get shitfaced and watch two fat idiots punch each other in the face at 5 in the morning. It's fitting this card takes place the same week Godzilla came out on video; two giants are going to throw down in Japan and it's not going to last longer than 8 minutes.
Friday, August 22, 2014
When Dana White says the China shows are for China, he’s not fucking kidding. At the very least, you can give the UFC credit for not even pretending you’re supposed to care about anyone or anything on that card. Now join me as I grab both sides of my chair and white-knuckle my way through this preview without saying something inexplicably racist.
Friday, August 15, 2014
Monday, July 28, 2014
Saturday, July 26, 2014
UFC on FOX 12: Lawler vs Brown
July 26, 2014
SAP Center - San Jose, California
Main Card (FOX) 8 PM EST
The best month of MMA we've seen in a long time comes to an end with a night of exciting fighters. And Clay Guida.
July 26, 2014
SAP Center - San Jose, California
Main Card (FOX) 8 PM EST
- Robbie Lawler vs Matt Brown
- Anthony Johnson vs Antonio Rogerio Nogueira
- Clay Guida vs Dennis Bermudez
- Bobby Green vs Josh Thomson
- Daron Cruickshank vs Jorge Masvidal
- Patrick Cummins vs Kyle Kingsbury
- Tim Mean vs Hernani Perpetuo
- Mike De La Torre vs Brian Ortega
- Akbarh Arreola vs Tiago Trator
- Gilbert Burns vs Andreas Stahl
- Juliana Lima vs Joanna Jedrzejczyk
- Noad Lahat vs Steven Siler
The best month of MMA we've seen in a long time comes to an end with a night of exciting fighters. And Clay Guida.
Tuesday, July 15, 2014
UFC Fight Night 45 Picks & Predictions: The Closest A Cowboy Will Ever Get To A Title In This Decade
Monday, July 7, 2014
It's way too late to put up any sort of recap or postfight analysis, because honestly what could I say at this point that hasn't already been said. You all know Rousey murdered that poor girl, an Aggie got destroyed in front of 20 people, Brimage came out looking like Vegeta but left like Nappa, and America triumphed over all. So instead of just leaving this blank, why not gloat about myself. I wrote that shit drunk in the middle of the afternoon the day of the fight, and the only fight I got wrong ended with George Roop falling over like a tree. Not only that, but my Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique prediction was eerily accurate, as Stephan Struve took five steps and collapsed before he could even make it to the Octagon. Fear my powers.
In all sincerity though I apologize for this half assed post. This site is clearly still a work in progress and things did not go smoothly for me or my writing partner. There simply wasn't going to be enough content until tomorrow - 3 days after the fight - and I'm not here to waste your time.
In all sincerity though I apologize for this half assed post. This site is clearly still a work in progress and things did not go smoothly for me or my writing partner. There simply wasn't going to be enough content until tomorrow - 3 days after the fight - and I'm not here to waste your time.
Friday, July 4, 2014
Man, I haven’t been this excited for a UFC card since that white-knuckler from the other side of the world at 4 in the morning. I’m excited to grill, drink, listen to my dog yelp at the sound of fireworks, and watch these grown ass men throw some bungalows. You can dump that fucking World Cup bullshit in the Boston Harbor, because around here the only red card we need is red-blooded Americans all over this card ready to punch each other in their stupid fucking faces just like our founding fathers would have wanted.
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