Saturday, January 31, 2015

UFC 183: Silva vs Diaz Preview - Stockton, Bitch



I'm not going to lie, I'm fully expecting to get home from work tomorrow night and see that Nick Diaz isn't in the arena anywhere. 

Friday, January 16, 2015

UFC Fight Night: McGregor vs. Siver Picks & Preview - Are You Ready For Some Football? Too Bad

CONOR MCGREGOR (and also Dennis Siver)

What's up, Boston? We know you've been waiting for some fights and we're here to bring them to you on a very special Sunday presentation. What's that, the Patriots are playing a home playoff game with a trip to the Super Bowl on the line? Hmm, that's interesting. Well riddle me this, why watch the same tired AFC matchups when you can tune in to Cathal Pendred vs Sean Spencer? I mean, if you were a real fight fan you'd do it. If you want that goofy shit like Kimbo Slice go over to Bella-Snore, then when you're ready to put on your big boy pants and watch the best athletes in the world turn that dial to FOX Sports where all the best fighters like Matt Van Buren, Chris Wade, and Ron Stallings throw down. 

Saturday, January 3, 2015

UFC 182: Jones vs. Cormier Picks & Preview - Champ Dethroned By Deadly Aikido Training


2014 was God awful, so let's join hands and be thankful it's over. Look at 2015. Look at all that hope. In January alone we have 3 cards that are more interesting than almost anything from last year. We've got a lengthy list of resolutions that will never be fulfilled. For the first time in what seems like years we have a fight that you've looked forward to for months instead of looking at the schedule and saying "so how early am I going to have to wake up to watch these nobodies fight this weekend." Things are looking up after a down year, which can only mean Cormier is going to hit his head on a pipe backstage and call off the fight. 

Monday, September 22, 2014

Hespect Hangover #2 - It Only Took Mark Hunt 1 Episode to Turn Super Saiyan

If Uncle Dana thinks starting shows at the ass crack of dawn is going to keep me from getting embarrassingly drunk for the main event he is sorely mistaken

Friday, September 19, 2014

UFC Fight Night 52 Picks & Preview: Anime is Real

mark hunt bigfoot

Fedor vs Cro Cop. Shogun vs Nogueira. Wanderlei vs Rampage. Akiyama vs Sadollah. 

The Saitama Super Arena in Japan is home to countless MMA classics. You should probably just watch those instead. 

But you won’t because you’re a degenerate piece of shit. It’s Friday night, let’s get shitfaced and watch two fat idiots punch each other in the face at 5 in the morning. It's fitting this card takes place the same week Godzilla came out on video; two giants are going to throw down in Japan and it's not going to last longer than 8 minutes.