Friday, August 22, 2014

UFC Fight Night 48 & 49 Picks & Preview: UFC Dares Me Not To Watch Both Cards. Challenge Accepted.

When Dana White says the China shows are for China, he’s not fucking kidding. At the very least, you can give the UFC credit for not even pretending you’re supposed to care about anyone or anything on that card. Now join me as I grab both sides of my chair and white-knuckle my way through this preview without saying something inexplicably racist. 


Friday, August 15, 2014

UFC Fight Night 47 Picks & Preview - Haha Very Funny Guys. Seriously Though, What's the Main Event?

Fuck Bones Jones vs Cormier. Fuck Silva vs Diaz. We've got your superfight right here. At the grand daddy of 'em all - Bangor, Maine - the man of the hour, too sweet to be sour: Ryan...Bader? Fuck



Monday, July 28, 2014

Hespect Hangover #1 - Recap of UFC on FOX 12, Bellator 122, and More

This weekend we saw not one but two MMA veterans get knocked the fuck out, a can’t-possibly-be-bad fight that actually ended up delivering, and we said goodbye to one of the best months of MMA in recent memory with back to back cards full of people beating the shit out of each other. 


Saturday, July 26, 2014

UFC on FOX 12 Picks & Predictions - In a World Where Daron Cruickshank Is Fighting On Prime Time Network Television

UFC on FOX 12: Lawler vs Brown
July 26, 2014
SAP Center - San Jose, California

Main Card (FOX) 8 PM EST
  • Robbie Lawler vs Matt Brown
  • Anthony Johnson vs Antonio Rogerio Nogueira
  • Clay Guida vs Dennis Bermudez
  • Bobby Green vs Josh Thomson
Prelims (FOX) 6 PM EST
  • Daron Cruickshank vs Jorge Masvidal
  • Patrick Cummins vs Kyle Kingsbury
  • Tim Mean vs Hernani Perpetuo
  • Mike De La Torre vs Brian Ortega 
Prelims (Fight Pass) 4:15 PM EST
  • Akbarh Arreola vs Tiago Trator
  • Gilbert Burns vs Andreas Stahl
  • Juliana Lima vs Joanna Jedrzejczyk
  • Noad Lahat vs Steven Siler

The best month of MMA we've seen in a long time comes to an end with a night of exciting fighters. And Clay Guida.

Thursday, July 24, 2014

Bellator 122 Picks & Predictions - Phil Baroni On Your Television In 2014 And It's Not A Postmortem Steroid Investigation


In what seemingly happened overnight, Bellator has become the land of misfit fighters with Melvin Manhoef, Paul Daley, Cheick Kongo, Bobby Lashley, Rampage Jackson, Tito Ortiz, Karo Parisyan, and Phil Baroni. When you see UFC saturating the market with events every weekend and promoting every single fight as the greatest test [insert champion] has ever faced, why try to compete on that level? Fuck it, just throw a bunch of crazy people on basic cable with a live mic and see what happens. God willing one day we’ll see Rampage vs Kimbo Slice.