Hespect Hangover #2 - It Only Took Mark Hunt 1 Episode to Turn Super Saiyan

If Uncle Dana thinks starting shows at the ass crack of dawn is going to keep me from getting embarrassingly drunk for the main event he is sorely mistaken

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UFC Fight Night 52 Picks & Preview: Anime is Real

Fedor vs Cro Cop. Shogun vs Nogueira. Wanderlei vs Rampage. Akiyama vs Sadollah. 

The Saitama Super Arena in Japan is home to countless MMA classics. You should probably just watch those instead. 

But you won’t because you’re a degenerate piece of shit. It’s Friday night, let’s get shitfaced and watch two fat idiots punch each other in the face at 5 in the morning. It's fitting this card takes place the same week Godzilla came out on video; two giants are going to throw down in Japan and it's not going to last longer than 8 minutes. 

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UFC Fight Night 48 & 49 Picks & Preview: UFC Dares Me Not To Watch Both Cards. Challenge Accepted.

When Dana White says the China shows are for China, he’s not fucking kidding. At the very least, you can give the UFC credit for not even pretending you’re supposed to care about anyone or anything on that card. Now join me as I grab both sides of my chair and white-knuckle my way through this preview without saying something inexplicably racist. 

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UFC Fight Night 47 Picks & Preview - Haha Very Funny Guys. Seriously Though, What's the Main Event?

Fuck Bones Jones vs Cormier. Fuck Silva vs Diaz. We've got your superfight right here. At the grand daddy of 'em all - Bangor, Maine - the man of the hour, too sweet to be sour: Ryan...Bader? Fuck

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Hespect Hangover #1 - Recap of UFC on FOX 12, Bellator 122, and More

This weekend we saw not one but two MMA veterans get knocked the fuck out, a can’t-possibly-be-bad fight that actually ended up delivering, and we said goodbye to one of the best months of MMA in recent memory with back to back cards full of people beating the shit out of each other. 

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